Tag: ashley
when my dad moved away from home he needed a place to live, so he went to look at this one potential apartment. the only questions the landlady asked him were where he was born and when. when my dad told him, the landlady pulled out this huuuge astrology chart book. she looked at it for a long time in silence and finally said, “acceptable”
this is funny and awful at the same time
me, lead detective on Law and Order: “Olivia … I pulled up the suspects natal chart… it’s ..it’s worse than we thought.”
my zodiac? im a dumbass. moon in dramatic bitch
A raccoon at sunset. Out-of-doors. v. 2. 1932.
Louis + the art of Van Gogh.
https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/hazalmighty/162398830024/tumblr_n84ol817zC1t640yp?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://hazalmighty.tumblr.com/post/162398830024/audio_player_iframe/hazalmighty/tumblr_n84ol817zC1t640yp?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fhazalmighty%2F162398830024%2Ftumblr_n84ol817zC1t640yp
Harry in Mallorca (via Robert Kelly)
🐝 this bee is rooting for you. he knows you’re gonna be okay